Do I need a girlfriend?
What is she? Like 12? Are they serious? Is this a trick to trap pedophiles? She looks young enough to be doing acne commercials. Don’t you have anything else? I mean, I don’t want to go to jail. One more? Bring it on!
Yikes! Did you have to dig that one up, or did you just pay her bail? I’ve seen veteran hookers with meth problems that looked more appealing than that.
I suppose I’ll just have to pass on the girlfriend offer again tonight.